I found this real cool link on the web. Tired of the same old hindi and english insults ? Now insult the Shakespearean way. Here are a few to get you started :
Thou slander of thy heavy mother’s womb!
You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.
Thou froward rude-growing hedge-pig!
Thou fusty plume-plucked canker-blossom!
I would not have such a heart in my bosom, for the dignity of the whole body
Keep Insulting !