Blog Guy, it seems like mostly you write about jobs to avoid. How about some positive career advice? Aren’t there any GREAT jobs out there?
You bet, and here I’m talking especially to you men. Every major fashion show employs a Chest Checker, and if you can score one of these jobs, you’re set for life.
Chest Checker? What does he do?
He’s responsible for sticking his hand down every model’s dress to make sure everything is, you know, in order down there.
Are you serious? What qualifications would I need for a job like that?
You need very good hand/eye coordination, and you must test negative for poison ivy.
Holy crap! I can SO qualify! What kind of guys are they especially looking for?
Well, not humor bloggers, I can tell you that much for sure.